This morning's phone call.

Scene: Alana is sitting at her desk telling her officemate that she is a big fat fatty boombalatty (actual words). Right as officemate is responding, Alana's phone rings. It is a call from an external number.

Ring
A: This is Alana.
B: This is B*****.
A: I am fat.
B: I just ate a chocolate croissant*. I am fat too.
A: I am fatter. I am a chubby chub chubster.
B: You are not fat. Even if you were to become huge I wouldn't refer to you as fat, I would say you were voluptuous.
A: You have to have breasts to be considered voluptuous and I do not have breasts.
B: You don't have breasts?
A: No. They are freakishly small.
B: Why have I never noticed your lack of breasts?
A: Because you are a boy who likes boys. Why would you notice my breasts?

End Scene.