I was walking down the cubicle aisles at work this morning and ended up following one of my female co-workers. I was mostly watching her butt, because it is freakishly small. And then watching her butt became watching her legs, and then I realized that she is just really skinny. And then I started thinking, "She's skinny also when she's undressed." And then I started thinking " I wonder what she looks like when she's undressed." And then I started thinking "WAIT! Everyone gets undressed sometimes. Every single person in this office and beyond has a naked body even if I am not interested in knowing that."

I need to lie down.