I was reading in the paper that Baghdad had made up a special air raid siren that repeated the phrase "Allah-u-Akbar," which translates to "God is Great" for ten minutes. This, of course, got me to thinking about what I thought America's special air raid siren might be:

"These air raids are brought to you by Applebees. Eatin' good in the neighborhoooooooood. Applebees"