Yes, this is going to bruise

I whacked myself in the eye with the handle of my shovel while shovelling the snow off the top of Js car. Now it's a little puffy and painful to the touch. I also think I have a headache. Tomorrow I will be telling people that I walked into a door.

There's something about the way that I sit that encourages me to kick the cable connecting my keyboard to my CPU out so that as I am typing the letters suddenly stop appearing. And I spend five minutes trying to figure out what's going on before I realize that the Number Lock light is no longer on. And then I see the connector of the cable loose on the ground. etc. etc.