My "friends" who have the same first or last names and my theories on whether or not they are the same person:
1. Lisa and Lisa: Not to be confused with Lisa Lisa. Younger Lisa is single and an innocent. Sorta. Older Lisa is living with her lady-friend. Both are from or live in Los Angeles. Although Lisa the younger claims to be straight, I would like her better if she were a lesbian. I like her a lot as it is, though. Both are brilliant with writing down the words. Consensus: Older Lisa is my ideal grown-up version of Younger Lisa.
2. Josh and Josh: Ideal Dad vs. Bachelor Charmer. Both are clever...Maybe too clever. Laid back? Yes to both. Bon Vivant? Yes to Josh the Bachelor Charmer, TBD for Josh the Ideal Dad. Both are geeky when it comes to Lord of the Rings, which I have never read. Both are fans of the Alana. Consensus: Different people who should play cribbage together.
3. Mike and Mike: One is in a constant state of dating or not dating, the other is living with his lady-friend. One is a comedian/actor, the other is a technical writer. One likes to hike, and bike ride, and do other things outdoors; the other likes Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. Consensus: Never the two shall meet.
4. Julie and Julie: One "clogs" and one "soft-shoes". Both make me laugh and are guarded. One lives in Texas the other in New York. One is the queen of good grammar, the other is a jazz singer and I have no idea of her writing ability. Both are allergic to cats. Consensus: Same person.
5. Bob and Bob and Bob and Bob: One is my dad, who also happens to be the funniest man alive. The other three all work with me. One of those three reports to another of those three. Two of those three have been given nicknames be me, so as to not confuse my friends when I am talking about them. Consensus: Bob my dad could beat all of them up. The other three: Same person.
1. Lisa and Lisa: Not to be confused with Lisa Lisa. Younger Lisa is single and an innocent. Sorta. Older Lisa is living with her lady-friend. Both are from or live in Los Angeles. Although Lisa the younger claims to be straight, I would like her better if she were a lesbian. I like her a lot as it is, though. Both are brilliant with writing down the words. Consensus: Older Lisa is my ideal grown-up version of Younger Lisa.
2. Josh and Josh: Ideal Dad vs. Bachelor Charmer. Both are clever...Maybe too clever. Laid back? Yes to both. Bon Vivant? Yes to Josh the Bachelor Charmer, TBD for Josh the Ideal Dad. Both are geeky when it comes to Lord of the Rings, which I have never read. Both are fans of the Alana. Consensus: Different people who should play cribbage together.
3. Mike and Mike: One is in a constant state of dating or not dating, the other is living with his lady-friend. One is a comedian/actor, the other is a technical writer. One likes to hike, and bike ride, and do other things outdoors; the other likes Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. Consensus: Never the two shall meet.
4. Julie and Julie: One "clogs" and one "soft-shoes". Both make me laugh and are guarded. One lives in Texas the other in New York. One is the queen of good grammar, the other is a jazz singer and I have no idea of her writing ability. Both are allergic to cats. Consensus: Same person.
5. Bob and Bob and Bob and Bob: One is my dad, who also happens to be the funniest man alive. The other three all work with me. One of those three reports to another of those three. Two of those three have been given nicknames be me, so as to not confuse my friends when I am talking about them. Consensus: Bob my dad could beat all of them up. The other three: Same person.
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