I'll tell you what my real problem is.

It's this friggin chair. It isn't comfortable, and I am under the impression that it is making my posture worse. You have to sit all with your weight going forward in order for the chair not to lean back. This would be fine if I were at the dinner table, but I am not. I am at my computer. And my job is a bore. This makes me want to lean back. But instead of the back of my chair giving just the smallest bit (so as to support my delicate spinal column) it just releases basically. So I'm sitting at the computer and my back is at a 45 degree angle to the desk.

This is retarded and the source of all of my problems.