I am in a very serious philosophical discussion with one of my AIM buddies about which of the following activities would be MORE inappropriate for me to be doing this morning at 9am: drinking a root beer float or "giving the hot secretary a good working over in the closet." My argument is that the latter is more inappropriate because I am the hot secretary where I work and this scenario would consist of me squeezing into the barely walk-in closet, sitting on the archive boxes and playing myself. Did I mention that the closet door doesn't quite close? His argument is that the root beer float is more inappropriate because of the calories.