Bad Valentine's Day Porn-kus

Be my Valentine.
Should you decide not to be,
I'll fuck your sister.

I like it when you
wear red edible panties.
It's Valentine's DAY!

A dozen roses
A jumbo Whitman's sampler
You can't buy my love.

"Fax me," "I'm your girl"
One more conversation heart
I'll burn this joint down.