Potty Humor

This morning, while in the bathroom I remembered this conversation that I had with some friends when I was in High School. I was a sophomore, and the other conversant, who I will call K. was an eighth-grader. We were all sitting on one of the stoops in the neighborhood, and sex was the topic of conversation, and I remember quite clearly K. standing up and shouting:

I will always be a virgin up my butthole.

And now, ten years later, I am wondering if she's managed to hold true to her word.