Taking a cue from the prettygirl I would like to deem today:

Don't Talk To Me Right Now Because I Already Hate You & Anything You Say Will Be Used Against You As Further Reasons For Me To Hate You Day

It's probably not your fault, really, but now I've warned you and so you know not to start getting all concerned and in my face and trying to be all supportive and shit because it's not going to help you in the short or long run. It's better to just stay away. Unless you are offering me ice cream, queso or drinks--any of which I will accept but I will not sit and talk to you in return. So don't think that because you're doing something nice for me that it's going to give you any special privileges today because I will tell you right now it won't. And don't try to tell me that things are okay and that I should just calm down. And also don't remind me of the things that I like to do to feel better because now isn't the time to feel better, now is the time for anger. And there is nothing wrong with anger except that it is making my stomach burn and hurt and making tears well up in my eyes and is making every little thing push me closer to throwing things and screaming even though I never really actually throw things or scream. And I only have two dollars until tomorrow. Did I mention that? How can I buy something soothy-like if I only have two dollars. And NO I DON'T WANT TO BORROW ANY MONEY I just want to already have some. Why is that such a novel concept. Notice that I didn't end that last sentence with a question mark. That implies that it is a rhetorical question so you don't need to answer it. I have to go.

P.S. Happy Birthday Sparky.