Notes on my love life

My fourth boyfriend had long hair when I met him and then cut it short. My first boyfriend had long hair when I met him and shaved it off one night. It looked bad.

My first girlfriend asked me if I wanted to be her girl and I asked her if that was the same as going steady. My second girlfriend got mad because I ran off one night with a girl I had a crush on. I didn't realize that I was her girl. My third girlfriend and I made a point of just dating for a while, where just dating meant seeing each other exclusively but pretending it wasn't serious.

I didn't actually know anything about my second boyfriend until we re-met six years later and had lunch.

My third boyfriend was too shy to touch my ass during sex.

My second girlfriend and I used to call each other by all different nicknames for lesbian, and described ourselves as sharing the love that dare not speak its name

My fourth boyfriend is a lighting designer, my first girlfriend became a stripper, my third boyfriend is now an anglican priest, my second girlfriend is dating a hunter, my second boyfriend has a son with the same name as my cat, my third girlfriend pays 14% interest on her mastercard.