Yesterday, when my girlfriend was leaving for New York, she gave me a kiss, told me she'd miss me and said "you know the rules, no affairs" and I said "But, it's THANKSGIVING!" I swear I don't get to do anything.

The next time we meet I'll know if my second television credit will have been on PAX, Feel Good Christian Family TV. A couple months back I did a competition as part of the Marshall's Women in Comedy festival, which was filmed for PAX. The special is airing on Thankgiving at 7pm and I get to see if PAX decided to show a hilarious dyke on their airwaves.

There is nobody at work today and the rational part of me is trying very hard to convince the rest of me that running through the cubicle rows naked is not a reasonable thing to do even if there is nobody here. Of course, some people are here. Subject DB.PAD is here, but his door is 3/4 closed so he probably wouldn't even notice. Actually I would probably make it all the way back to my desk and he would come out of his office just as I was putting my shoes back on. Poor Subject DB.PAD, he always misses out on the good stuff.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!