This is what I imagine my friends,and some other acquaintances will be having for lunch today:

Martha: A Dagwood Sammich. A big sandwich too loaded with meat and cheese for her to actually get her mouth around. She will eat her sandwich in her office with her door closed because she will be too embarrassed for people to watch her shove the sandwich into her mouth. She will also get mustard on her shirt.

J****: Greek Yogurt. She will eat her greek yogurt but be mad at it, because we all know that yogurt is a snack and not a meal. After eating the greek yogurt she will want to eat something else. She will then complain to me over the Instant Messenger. She might then get something else to eat. At around 3:45 she will be mad that she didn't bring a cookie to work.

My Dad, Bob Devich: Microwave Popcorn. Unless he started working today, in which case he will have hot and sour soup from the lunch car.

M***: Something involving no dairy. Because she is lactose intolerant.
L**: See above re: Lactose Intolerance
F****: See above re: Lactose Intolerance

J***e: Veggie Heaven. I know she's never actually BEEN to Veggie Heaven, but if I were in Austin, I would go to Veggie Heaven for lunch today and have a fried spring roll and the Protein 2000.
L****: See above about living in Austin.

D***: I don't know what she's going to eat for lunch, but she will eat it all, and very slowly.