Porn-ku!

His member throbbing
she touches her wetness--*SNOW*
Damn, I need cable.

Like melons, her breasts.
Watermelons maybe. Huge.
Just five months pregnant.

I'd have never guessed
that Little John, who cleans pools,
"cleans" other things too.

She's bucking wildly.
He teases her pussy. Hard.
In walks their daughter.

I like to be spanked
blindfolded, restrained, made slave--
and that's just foreplay!

Bestiality
Has 5 syllables. So does
Necrophilia.