Originally Posted 9/2001:
Yes. I think I'm funny.
And more than that, YOU should think I'm funny. And if you don't, I won't think it has anything to do with me. I'll think it has to do first with your lack of taste which is second only to your lack of intellect.
Now that we've got that out in the open, I can tell you a little about me.
I'm what you might call a funny lady. To the extent that I'm a stand-up comic. I'm what you might call an 'up-and-coming' comic. Which is to say, unless you are a Boston comic, or a friend of mine, you've never heard of me.
So it's probably safe to assume that if you're reading this...you know me. And therefore, you already think I'm funny. So I can stop acting out.
Here's my new website.
I didn't have an old one, so really, what I mean is:
Here's my website!
Poke around. Bookmark it. Send in your pleas for advice. Come to my shows. And check back often for updates.
Did I mention that there's pictures of Martha?
Yes. I think I'm funny.
And more than that, YOU should think I'm funny. And if you don't, I won't think it has anything to do with me. I'll think it has to do first with your lack of taste which is second only to your lack of intellect.
Now that we've got that out in the open, I can tell you a little about me.
I'm what you might call a funny lady. To the extent that I'm a stand-up comic. I'm what you might call an 'up-and-coming' comic. Which is to say, unless you are a Boston comic, or a friend of mine, you've never heard of me.
So it's probably safe to assume that if you're reading this...you know me. And therefore, you already think I'm funny. So I can stop acting out.
Here's my new website.
I didn't have an old one, so really, what I mean is:
Here's my website!
Poke around. Bookmark it. Send in your pleas for advice. Come to my shows. And check back often for updates.
Did I mention that there's pictures of Martha?

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