If my cat were a potato chip that I wanted to eat, he would be a sweet potato chip with lime. Or a sweet potato chip with jalapeno.
If my cat were a cocktail that I wanted to drink, he would be a gin and tonic or a tom collins.
If my cat were an entree that I wanted to eat, he would be really good cheap pizza.
If my cat were a place I would like to vacation, he would be Santa Fe or Greece.
If my cat were a book that I would like to read again, he would be Mysteries of Pittsburg by Michael Chabon.
If my cat were a number between one and ten, he would be six or nine.
If my cat were an arcade game I played as a child, he would be the game of Pole Position that they had at CalSkate.
If my cat were a television show I would like to watch, he would be Push, Nevada.
If my cat were someone I work with, he would be B** W*****
If my cat were a song I like to listen to, he would be "Duncan" by Paul Simon
If my cat were the time I would like to take my lunch break, he would be 1:30-2:30